hristferrinas: (Yoit2)
2014-06-11 05:41 pm

Life Lessons

What I learned from my grandmother: If you ever get arrested for a crime, never confess. No matter what. All it takes is one little doubt.

What I learned from my grandfather: Never be worth more money dead than alive.

I am laughing because of how these two things relate to each other. I am cracking up.